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theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: It’s a holiday weekend. Let’s all go outside and pee. 
pleatedjeans:

dog’s best friend

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: It’s a holiday weekend. Let’s all go outside and pee.

pleatedjeans:

dog’s best friend

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brain-food:

All-In-One Breakfast Station

- Toaster oven, griddle, coffee maker in one unit - 6-liter mini toaster oven - 4 cup coffee maker - Removable non-stick hot plateamazon link

If only this wasn’t sold out, dreams would have been made. 

 my bday is in dec people, start saving…

brain-food:

All-In-One Breakfast Station

- Toaster oven, griddle, coffee maker in one unit 
- 6-liter mini toaster oven 
- 4 cup coffee maker 
- Removable non-stick hot plate
amazon link

If only this wasn’t sold out, dreams would have been made. 

 my bday is in dec people, start saving…

Source: brain-food

brain-food:

But Genie, an oldie of KC Green’s

brain-food:

But Genie, an oldie of KC Green’s

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goodreasonnews:

‎”When Americans talk about folks like me paying my fair share of taxes, it’s not because they envy the rich. It’s because they understand that when I get tax breaks I don’t need and the country can’t afford, it either adds to the deficit, or somebody else has to make up the difference - like a senior on a fixed income; or a student trying to get through school; or a family trying to make ends meet. That’s not right. Americans know it’s not right. They know that this generation’s success is only possible because past generations felt a responsibility to each other, and to their country’s future, and they know our way of life will only endure if we feel that same sense of shared responsibility.” — President Barack Obama.

goodreasonnews:

‎”When Americans talk about folks like me paying my fair share of taxes, it’s not because they envy the rich. It’s because they understand that when I get tax breaks I don’t need and the country can’t afford, it either adds to the deficit, or somebody else has to make up the difference - like a senior on a fixed income; or a student trying to get through school; or a family trying to make ends meet. That’s not right. Americans know it’s not right. They know that this generation’s success is only possible because past generations felt a responsibility to each other, and to their country’s future, and they know our way of life will only endure if we feel that same sense of shared responsibility.” — President Barack Obama.

(via liberalsarecool)

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"You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it."

- Benjamin Mee (via brain-food)
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brain-food:

Happy Valentines Day! (By Bob Rz)

brain-food:

Happy Valentines Day! (By Bob Rz)

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brain-food:

Behind Photographs – The most famous photographs presented by their photographers by Tim Mantoani

Source: Wired

Liberals Are Cool: Fox News: Newt's Three Marriages Are A Virtue

liberalsarecool:

“Fox News Medical A-Team” Dr. Keith Ablow analyzes Newt’s marital history:

[H]ere’s what one interested in making America stronger can reasonably conclude—psychologically—from Mr. Gingrich’s behavior during0 his three marriages: 1) Three women have met Mr. Gingrich and been so moved by his…

this has to be a joke… normally i’d give people points for showing their working but this is clearly a case of someone consciously spewing bullshit to somehow make inconvenient fact suit them. what’s worse is someone gave this guy a platform.

Source: foxnews.com